Tim Sutcliffe

Gym Manager

About Me

Tha’s a fitness fanatic tha knows. Tha’s allus enjoyed throwing a an egg-shaped pig skin arand since tha worra nippa.

As r’Peter used t’ se, tha can rest when tha’s dead, and tha’s gonna be a dead in a minute he he. Used to be fit as a lop, r’Peter, he had to be, running away from’ bobbies all thos years.

Anyway, back to me, very strong me, a tell thi, strongest lad to cum arta Bowling any road. Aye, one day you too, could be as big as me, work ard, train ard, be ard. That’s my motto. Si thi later.


  • BTEC National Diploma in Advanced Plug fitting
  • Bradford West Apprentice of the summer nominee 2001
  • Planet fitness employee of the month June 2000
  • NVQ in light bulb replacement
  • West Bowing under 14’s clubman of the year
  • Quarter finalist at Bradford Islamic Council’s most eligible Bachelor of the Year, 2002

How I Can Help You

  • Light bulb replacement
  • UK to Australian plug swapping advice
  • Moustache grooming
  • Yorkshire Urdu to Yorkshire English translations